Give me coffee! I'm going to write!

Most people are dependent on legal drugs but this is somehow not an obstacle to seeing an enemy in every underground addict.

It's a weird combination that makes a great picture. It's a complete mystery to me.

I got into politics a little bit by chance, as a person from the first generation of the Solidarity movement.

Flattery will get you everywhere," Sam says, "Except, apparently, off a roof.

Before every shot, I go to the movies

I started out in the ministry, went to college, started as a pastor, pastored for basically 25 years. That was a good time, I really enjoyed it.

I figured out Karl Rove's political strategy -- make gas so expensive, no Democrats can afford to go to the polls.

Vending Machine: "This product has no known nutritional value and may cause irritability or wakefulness in some individuals. Please enjoy your selection and your day." Eve: "Up yours.

I really like Nicki Minaj. I think she's great.

Just because we don't see a reason for evil and suffering doesn't mean there's not a reason for it.