Give a man a noble cause and he would fight to the death for what he believed in,but get the woman he loves to leave him and his once honourable principles would cease to be quite so important.

I'm telling you this for one reason and one reason only: No matter how sure you are of someone's love, it's always nice to hear it.

She was the first woman in my life to convince me to fall in love with her.

I'd like the kind of love that lasts forever.It doesn't matter if it's plain,it doesn't matter if it's ugly.It just has to be there.

I won't stop loving you because I can't stop loving you.

One day the worlds male population will spontaneously combust because they've kept too much stuff in for too long.

I resist my temptations in order to feel i am free.

'I thought I could live my life without you,' she says, trying desperately to hold back her tears. 'I can't. I've tried and I can't do it.'

Good things could happen to not so bad people.

In a relationship the details are everything because they remind you - just when you need to be reminded the most - why you fell in love with someone in the first place.

Love is so complicated, that is why it is love.

Together we are better

What the feckin' hell is PMS, I'd like to ken?""Petty Male Shit, " she yelled.

Lumps are caused by one thing and one thing alone - the improper addition of a starch.

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.

Honestly, this will never happen because she's so much classier than me, but I would love to work with Sofia Coppola.

Monsters cannot be announced. One cannot say: 'Here are our monsters,' without immediately turning the monsters into pets.

A lot of times when I sit down with the other comics and try to talk theory, they say I'm being too serious.

If you listen to a lot of music, it gradually seeps into your consciousness or your unconsciousness and comes out in your music.

For every hour of brains, you will be charged three hours. The other two hours go to management and project management, which is to say they are wasted.

I demand a lot of myself. I want to learn. I can't sit back. I like a challenge, so I create a lot of challenges for myself.