Get involved. You don't want to look back on your life and realize that you successfully managed to stay out of it.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

It is strange... the reasons one feels he doesn't deserve things.

I am one of those people who just can't help getting a kick out of life - even when it's a kick in the teeth.

Education is the process in which we discover that learning adds quality to our lives. Learning must be experienced.

A community is made up of intimate relationships among diversified types of individuals--a kinship group, a local group, a neighborhood, a village, a large family.

I've only ever been recognised in the street once. In Sweden, strangely.

Excuse me while I go bleach my face.

We all have this fantasy of finding our one true love who's going to be the perfect fit. It's just not a reality.

A very advanced master can glow so strongly that you see divine in them. You look into them and you see infinity constantly changing, evolving and radiating in new forms.

For everybody knows that it requires very little to satisfy the gentlemen, if a woman will only give her mind to it.

Congress needs to step up. Congress needs to do their job, and Congress needs to do their job now.