From my point of view, there is a lot of joy in stage work.

You have problems, you think drink helps, then you have two problems.

Some people do better on their own. I don't.

I love to entertain an audience.

There's always the new wrinkle. One must keep one's eyes always open.

Patriotism has a lot to do with the success of the show

Like madness is the glory of this life.

Dr Urbino did not agree: in his opinion a Liberal president was exactly the same as a Conservative president, but not as well dressed.

What praise is more valuable than the praise of an intelligent servant?

In almost every technology area that we're ahead in, we're ahead in because the United States leads the world in computers.

Faculty Meetings are held whenever the need to show off is combined with the imperative of accomplishing nothing.

Granted that every war is madness-civil war, fratricide, is the worst of all; it reaches deeper into ugliness, cruelty and absurdity.

Get back up, shake the dust off and keep going. Keep going, because Hollywood is set up to make you fail.

one doesn't measure friendship by length of time only; depth of time is just as valuable.

Journalism talk is part of the nonstop background noise of American life.

My life honestly isn't as weird as people think it is. I work longer hours, maybe I have a bit more money, but fundamentally, I'm not really that different.