Forget about being comfortable at school if you're straight, if you're conservative, if you're Christian.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Life is full of change, honey. That's how we learn and grow. When we're born, the Good Lord gives each of us a Life book. Chapter by chapter, we live and learn.

It is not so much about what life hands you, but what you do with what you get.

If you read fast and read all, maybe some of the sand will stay in the sieve.

It's difficult to change things in a positive way.

I tell people all the time that without the fans, I've got nothing.

You always admire what you really don't understand. - Eleanor Roosevelt

All human nature vigorously resists grace because grace changes us and the change is painful.

Contemplation is wisdom's best nurse.

Nothing in the cry of cicadas suggests they are about to die

For me, each nuance of a color is in some way an individual, a being who is from the same race as the base color, but who definitely possesses a distinct character and personal soul.