For we must bear in mind that the greater number of garden pictures known to us are taken from tombs.

Right on to the New Period vineyard arbors were the centre and chief ornament of all gardens.

The true definition of mental illness is when the majority of your time is spent in the past or future, but rarely living in the realism of NOW.

There are only two types of women - goddesses and doormats.

I think all old folk's homes should have striptease. If I ran one I'd have a striptease every week.

Remember: People who live in glass houses can see you masturbating in their bushes.

They may have turned this up, whether you had the Paula Jones case or not. But again maybe not, but again that's like if a frog had side pockets he'd probably wear a handgun.

When people think of the outcomes of their decisions, they think much more short term than that. They think in terms of gains and losses.

In order to be happy, think of the ills you have been spared.

I think if a woman is very happy with herself and at ease with her choices, it goes a long way toward making other people feel at ease with her.

Without my parents and their love and support in my life, I would not be who I am or where I am today.

Truth has already ceased to be itself if polemically said.