For those wondering how to deal with anxiety and depression, the first thing to consider is what you're putting into your mouth.

The very essence of playfulness is an openness to anything that may happen, the feeling that whatever happens, it's okay... you're either free to play, or you're not.

What have the Romans ever done for us?

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Creativity is not the possession of some special talent. It’s about the willingness to play.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

A soul that knows it is loved but does not itself love betrays its sediment: what is at bottom comes up."―Epigrams and Interludes, Section 79

There is nothing more uncommon than common sense.

You think you have a handle on God, the Universe, and the Great White Light until you go home for Thanksgiving. In an hour, you realize how far you've got to go and who is the real turkey.

If you're considered a beauty it's hard to be accepted doing anything but standing around.

Hating requires caring. In which case, I couldn't possibly hate you.

I've refused roles because they're too simplistic.

Never sit at a table you can’t walk away from.

[My] dream writers room: "'Taxi.' I need to write for someone named Judd."

What I do now is all my dad's fault, because he bought me a guitar as a boy, for no apparent reason.

If you're not nervous, it means you don't care.