For me, tribalism and religion are basically the big reasons we're in trouble. Patriotism, tribalism, and religion.

I'm like my zombies. I won't stay dead!

If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.

I also have always liked the monster within idea. I like the zombies being us. Zombies are the blue-collar monsters.

When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.

I always thought of the zombies as being about revolution, one generation consuming the next.

I've always felt that the real horror is next door to us, that the scariest monsters are our neighbors.

A zombie film is not fun without a bunch of stupid people running around and observing how they fail to handle the situation.

My stuff is my stuff. I do it for my own reasons, using my own peculiar set of guidelines. I'm not a student of the genre. I don't care what anybody else does.

My zombies will never take over the world because I need the humans. The humans are the ones I dislike the most, and they're where the trouble really lies.

Zombies are the blue-collar monsters

I AM GRATEFUL FOR ALL OF THEBACKSTABBING BECAUSE IT MADE MEA STRAIGHT-SHOOTER!

You are the same today that you are going to be five years from now except for two things: the people with whom you associate and the books you read.

Wisdom is the ability to take two opposite facts and make sense from both of the them

My mother used to tell me, “Things always look worse at night.” For the most part, I believe her. But some of the troubles that keep me from sleeping look just as bad in the morning.

We believe that an Iraqi founding national assembly, freely elected, must decide the future of Iraq.

If cyberspace can screw with you, it will.

There's one thing worse than change and that's the status quo.

If there's anything I can do- I know there probably isn't, but..." Just be here

If you come back; I'll marry you. If you break your promise, you'll break my heart

Not only will we see His face and live, but we will likely wonder if we ever lived before we saw His face!