Fiddling knobs, touching keys, having fun with a full grown man.

I just didn’t want to be pigeonholed as an 'ethnic comic' or an 'Asian comic.' I just wanted to be on the same playing field as everyone else.

Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.

I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment.

I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing.

Regardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you'll get hired.

Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians?

I spend so much time on the Internet...I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading.

One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.

You’re a feminist if you go to a Jay Z and Beyoncé concert, and you’re not like, ‘Mmm, I feel like Beyoncé should get 23 percent less money than Jay Z'.

I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

I don't live anywhere, so that's what's fun about tours.

It's a perfect day here in Australia, glorious blue sunshine

Always strive to give your spouse the very best of yourself; not what's leftover after you have given your best to everyone else.

As long as we win games and I harass the quarterback, however I do it, we're good.

I think now, more than anytime I can remember, bands are sounding pretty similar whether they're English or American, from Manchester or London... or Leeds or Welsh or Irish.

Man is remembered by his deeds.

I think it's easier to make a film with 200 million dollars than 960 grand.

Give house-room to the best; 'tis never known Verture and pleasure both to dwell in one.

Economists are coming to acknowledge that measures of national wealth and poverty in terms strictly of average income tell you little that is significant of the health or viability of a society.

I guess, first and foremost, I'd like to thank my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.