Failure can get to be a rather comfortable old friend.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

Security is an illusion, but it is a pleasant one.

Delicate humor is the crowning virtue of the saints.

No one's a virgin, life screws us all!

Hate is always a clash between our spirit and someone else's body.

The truth comes out... I think when you fight you find out who you are

Some praise me, some blame me. I go the other way.

In flying, the probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival.

I decided that, somehow, I had to get out of there and go to Hollywood. I had never been to America.

Maybe there's a chance to get back to grown-up films. Anything that uses humor and dramatic values to deal with human emotions and gets down to what people are to people.

The general at the radar screenRubbed his hands with glee,And grinning pressed the buttonAnd started world war three.