Eyes are wonderful! Revelation is more wonderful! Eyes deceive you

Hangin' upside down ain't good for nobody but possums.

I would like to stay stoned all the time, it scares me it’s so good. I would like to stay stoned every minute of every day for the rest of my life.

Man cannot be uplifted; he must be seduced into virtue

You can't bluff someone that's not paying attention.

Haters...are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.

The opinion I have of the generality of women--who appear to me as children to whom I would rather give a sugar plum than my time, forms a barrier against matrimony which I rejoice in.

it's like a squid in love with the sky.

Please don't invent a debt that does not exist, or next you will be trying to feel gratitude - and that is the treacherous first step toward complete moral degradation.

You have to pick your places to "step up" and you have you pick your spots. If you're just going to run out there, and, just be what/who you want to be, then you won't be that long.