Everybody gon' say something. I'd be worried if they said nothing.

Everyone's always telling you to be humble. When was the last time someone told you to be great?

Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?

Even a broke clock is right twice a day

Life is 5% what happens, and 95% how you react.

This is my life homie, you decide yours

Believe in your flyness...conquer your shyness

Nothing in life is promised except death.

Everything I'm not makes me everything I am

You're not perfect, but you're not your mistakes.

You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end.

When we access ourselves wrongly, we cannot see our ability to achieve a goal

I walk with a dual longing for life and for death.

The essays in The Great Taos Bank Robbery were my project to win a Master of Arts degree in English when I quit being a newspaper editor and went back to college.

I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed.

People don't listen, they just wait for their turn to talk.

The Mum has the temper of a demon with a diaper rash. (Shamus)

...crushed between the fears of going forward and the dread of going back.

Never give away your work. People don’t value what they don’t have to pay for.

All masters want to appear more brilliant than other people.

I don't leave my house - I don't care if it's raining or scorching hot out - without a face cream with a minimum of SPF 15, if not more.