Every writer, of course, has very specific ideas about editors. But writers seldom get the last word on anything.

A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it's better than no inspiration at all.

[O]ne person's 'barbarian' is another person's 'just doing what everybody else is doing.

The feeling that i showed u. You took it for granted.The efforts that I made for u.You showed me like they were never counted.The love that I gave u.You act Like u never wanted.Strange

At the age of eight, I discovered that I could write songs. My dad used to take them to the notary and register them so that nobody could steal them from me.

We really should get some X-rays,” the EMT said. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the EMT.

We are attracted to people who have traits we want in ourselves, and usually we are unattracted to people with traits that we share.

Most of my conscious efforts have ended in embarrassing failure.

I have no idea what the audience makes of me.

Oh, I can't play soccer, and I'm not a great swimmer. I won't drown, but you won't see me doing laps in a pool.

To do injustice is more disgraceful than to suffer it.