Even though I smoke, just because I'm a dumbass doesn't mean anyone else has to be.

What I know about Mike Tyson, I see in the boxing ring. As far as all of the gossip stuff that I hear about him, I know first hand to take that with a grain of salt.

I think everybody ought to be allowed to be engaged in athletics at whatever level the audience will accept.

Dad built houses and when they were sold, he moved on to a new town, so I know a lot about my native state.

The most mesmerizing of artists is always like one who was merely drawing in the sand and people came to watch.

I felt sorry for myself since my wimpy dom can’t catch a snail crossing the sidewalk.

Technology makes things faster and more cost-effective, but it's not perfect. It requires you to be as flexible as you can be.

My father was in the ad business, and he wanted to be a painter.

I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.

I never put myself on another level and that's done well for me. Just spending time with fans and acting normal and talking to them just like I was one of their boys, that's what it's all about.

A peace-mingling falsehood is preferable to a mischief-stirring truth.

... she, that will with kittens jest, Should bear a kitten's joke.