English history is all about men liking their fathers, and American history is all about men hating their fathers and trying to burn down everything they ever did.

The English are polite by telling lies. The Americans are polite by telling the truth.

With sociology one can do anything and call it work

I've often thought that my scruples about stealing books were the only thing that stood in the way of my being a really great scholar.

Culture is a way of coping with the world by defining it in detail.

You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.

Here we have a saying: a good friend is someone who visits you when you are in prison. But a really good friend is someone who comes to hear your lectures.

If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments - we'd have the Ten Suggestions.

On many American campuses the only qualification for admission was the ability actually to find the campus and then discover a parking space.

Marriage is the most advanced form of warfare in the modern world.

Only the old are innocent. That is what the Victorians understood, and the Christians. Original sin is a property of the young. The old grow beyond corruption very quickly.

When you feel the deepest love for the universe, your spirit dances with joy.

You're One Moment From 'The Moment'. Live it. -

When you're used to being prepared to reject conventional wisdom, it leaves you open to learn more.

When people speak their own language you get a much better sense of who they are.

I make myself lie down every afternoon; otherwise I'll be too exhausted by the night-time. If I can't nap, I'll watch a little bit of TV and just relax for two or three hours.

God has given me a lot of ability to play the game of baseball.

The lower you are in the hierarchy the worse your health, the higher you are, the better your health.

I want to feel something, as a person. I don't want to be bored.

It's a whole lot more productive to be in problem-solving mode than it is to be in behavior modification mode.

One of the biggest things I learned was that it's OK to be nervous and admit that you're having a hard time.