Either way, things are a lot better - either a lot better than they were or a lot better than they're going to be.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Make yourself your role model, because people who do not have qualities depend on the qualities of others to shape their own qualities.

Suicide is not criminal. However, a failed attempt at it is. I wonder how someone will so much fail in life to want to take his own life and still fail at it.

Perspective: it is the creativity we possess, the beliefs we follow and the lessons we learn.

Why do yo keep doing this?""Because I've wanted to be with you for three years, okay? That's why.

When making tough decisions it is ok to get it wrong as long as we are working to make it right.

In mathematics the art of proposing a question must be held of higher value than solving it.

The relationship between me and President Mandela right at the beginning was not a very well-established relationship. It was based on two meetings.

Long-term meditators can have a biological age 5 to 12 years younger than their chronological age.

This is why I am calling you to See as God Sees every moment, for it is the only way to release the world you thought was there, in favor of a world that reflects who you really are.

In the middle of my heart, a star appeared, and the seven heavens were lost in its brilliance.