Eat more beans to produce more gas.

Free financial advice: buy life insurance for Saakashvili from US and UK insurance companies.

Should we stop celebrating the Columbus day - the day when the first illegal immigrants entered America?

Piano performances by Condoleezza Rice are better than Hitler's paintings.

The biggest Russian problem - not all Russian jerks have moved to the US and UK yet.

God wants us to be significant

It's hard to say what's in my head. It's been a long time since anyone cared to ask.

HGH testing is happening in Olympics. The science is there. It is a valid test.

I can't sit down long enough to absorb any kind of learning.

What is wrong with you people?

The very idea of freedom presupposes some objective moral law which overarches rulers and ruled alike...Unless we return to the crude and nursery-like belief in objective values, we perish.

Our democracy if self-cleansing. If you don't like it, be a candidate, or support a candidate.

...who proved that you don't have to do what your parents want, or what your boyfriend wants, for you to be happy. You just have to be yourself, for there is no love greater than self love

You see, the contemporary writer must write through his intimations of unease, while trying to elucidate them.

Try never to be the smartest person in the room. And if you are, I suggest you invite smarter people... or find a different room.