Dreck is dreck and no amount of fancy polish is going to make it anything else.

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?

If you believe in your heart that you are right, you must fight with all your might to do it your way. Only dead fish swim with the stream all the time.

The new national campfire - radio.

A good time to laugh is any time you can.

What I like most about change is that it's a synonym for 'hope'. If you're taking a risk, what you are really saying is, 'I believe in tomorrow and I will be the part of it.

In the coldest February, as in every other month in every other year, the best thing to hold on to in this world is each other.

I want to know why, if men rule the world, they don't stop wearing neckties.

When the anchorman is wearing a colonel's uniform, it tells you something.

People are pretty much alike. It's only that our differences are more susceptible to definition than our similarities.

Only dead fish swim with the stream all of the time.

All of her mannerisms, even her way of sitting, are of a perfect femininity. Or: how to occupy the least possible amount of space in the world.

You have to believe in happiness or happiness never comes.

I couldn't tell you exactly what I like about golf. Just when you think you've got it mastered it lets you know you haven't. I'm just crazy enough to do it.

Religion is a mere question of geography.

Krishna once said to Arjuna: Consider the past and future with an equal mind, and pass the peanut M&M's.

Your next step is simple. You are the first domino.

When enough people agree on something, I'd be an idiot, if I didn't listen.

It's time for us as a country to try to come together in ways that freedom was really meant to be.

Aphrodite strikes again, huh? You're gonna be the best-dressed warrior in town, beauty queen.

I would love to go back and travel the road not taken, if I knew at the end of it I'd find the same set of grandkids.