[Donald] Trump lost two electors, Hillary [Clinton] lost five.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

My consciousness is eternal

You should never make fun of something that a person can't change about themselves.

Sometimes a "mistake" can end up being the best decision you ever make.

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas.

When I write I can shake off all my cares. My sorrow disappears, my spirits are revived.

Usually we trust that nature has a master plan. But what was it she expected us to do with tobacco?.

We want his power more than his purity.

Persuasive influences are better than any amount of moralizing.

I touch God in my songas the hill touched the far-away seawith its waterfall.

I like dark subject matter. I'm not sure what that means about me!