[Donald Trump] doesn't have the money to run commercials and I launched into a tirade on money in politics.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Love is like a lost fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

You can do the right thing that seems wrong to others, or the wrong thing that seems right, and its actually puerile to await recommendation when what you are about to do doesn't concerns anyone.

My dad has always been a big Ray Charles fan, and I've grown up listening to all kinds of music.

It's hard to answer a question you haven't been asked. It's hard to show you tried unless you end up succeeding.

Love is man's natural endowment, but he doesn't know how to use it. He refuses to recognize the power of love because of his love of power.

These poems, with all their crudities, doubts, and confusions, are written for the love of Man and in praise of God, and I'd be a damn' fool if they weren't.

Hippos kill more people in Africa annually than any other wild animal.

I always had a strong support system. My parents always supported the stuff that I did.

A writer's work may be a coded autobiography, but only a very close friend could decipher it.