Donald [Trump]. I understand rules are very hard for you. They're very confusing.

I want you to take a good, hard look at me, America, because this is exactly what you’ve got coming.

It took Jimmy Carter to give us Ronald Reagan.

Always be sexy. I salute that message.

Liberty is never safer than when politicans are terrified.

Climate change is the perfect pseudoscientific theory for a big government politician who wants more power. Why? Because it is a theory that can never be disproven.

Every candidate is going to come to you and say they are the most conservative person that ever lived.

I'm a maniac, and everyone on this stage is stupid, fat and ugly. And Ben [Carson] you're a terrible surgeon.

The essence of the conservative message should be we want a dynamic nation where anybody with nothing can achieve anything.

I've spent the past month in Washington D.C. and it is terrific to be back in America.

The last 15 years, there has been no recorded warming. Contrary to all the theories that they are expounding, there should have been warming over the last 15 years. It hasn't happened.

If you allow your enemy to steal your faith, he can destroy your life and ultimately kill your relationship with God.

But there is merit even in the mentally retarded legislator. He asks the questions that everyone is afraid to ask for fear of seeming simple.

Light of my heart is my spirit through which I created my universe, and I see the beauty of my sun, my moon and my dazzling stars.

If you keep pretending you're in that book, it will make you not want to live in the life you're in.

You know you're on the right path when you look around and see people you want to be like!

Only the luckless, the petty or the deranged [end] up in court.

Killing time is not murder, it is suicide.

Many critics are like woodpeckers, who, instead of enjoying the fruit and shadow of a tree, hop incessantly around the trunk, pecking holes in the bark to discover some little worm or other.

I wasn’t invited to be on staff at the Simpsons because they didn’t want any women on staff at the time.

Stop being who you were and become who you are.