Don't worry Toots, I told ya before, you don't have the right equipment to tempt me but if my tastes ever change from muscle to moobs then I might jump you.

What was it about this man that one minute had me wanting to throw myself at him, climb him like a cat to rub up against and the next, wanting to scratch his eyes out while I was up there?

My mom, Irmelin, taught me the value of life. Her own life was saved by my grandmother during World War II.

The idea behind fast food is great - people want convenience.

All true stories begin and end in a cemetery" - The Shadow of the Wind

Proverbs are potted wisdom.

Rugby may have many problems, but the gravest is undoubtedly that of the persistence of summer.

Life is a matter of dealing with other people, in little matters and cataclysmic ones, and that means a series of conversations.

Love's first snow-drop, virgin kiss.

Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer.

You hesitate to stab me with a word, and know not - silence is the sharper sword.

My first vocation was dance.