Don't waste time with people who waste time.

There is a very fine line between loving life and being greedy for it.

No longer dependent on 30 second spots, today's marketers need a never-ending stream of content.

Did I hurt you in the parking lot?" "No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great.

Have to sow excellent seeds to have an excellent life. Must start with sowing excellent thoughts.

It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can keep him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important.

Take me with you. For laughs, for luck, for the unknown. Take me with you.

Faria Alam whined about the invasion of her privacy in yet another lucrative interview earlier this week. There is very good money to be made out of whining about the invasion of your privacy.

And I love doing my own projects; that's what I've always wanted to do.