Don't confuse what FEELS right, for what IS right.

Truth sounds like hate to those who hate the truth

We want people to go to the movies. But the reality is that this is a digital world and we have to adapt to that reality.

FROM a six-year-old: Told by a well-meaning friend, ‘Alex, do you know what the one thing is that the more you give, the more you get back? It’s love, Alex.’To which Alex asked, ‘What about pain?

It always seems to the brothers and the father that their brother or son didn't marry the right person.

Talking about and analyzing sports isn't the same as playing sports.

Gratitude helps you to grow and expand; gratitude brings joy and laughter into your life and into the lives of all those around you.

There is strength deep bedded in our hearts, of which we reck but little till the shafts of heaven have pierced its fragile dwelling. Must not earth be rent before her gems are found?

Kanye West talks about being Axl Rose, being Kurt Cobain, being Jim Morrison. Adam Levine is selling acne ointment to teenagers.

There are obviously two educations. One should teach us how to make a living and the other how to live.

I love humor. I always will fall back on humor. That's something that I think you can't ever get enough of and, if it's done well, it's great. When it's bad, it's horrible.

When I stopped doing ballet, I started training in the pool. I would do my barre exercises in the water, because that prevents injuries.

A stand-up's job is to hold the mirror up to society and to look at what we're afraid of. That's why we had shows like 'All in the Family' and 'The Jeffersons.' We made fun of ourselves then.