[Dom Juan] believes neither in Heaven, nor the saints, nor God, nor the Werewolf.

It is not only for what we do that we are held responsible, but also for what we do not do.

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.

Love is a great master. It teaches us to be what we never were.

I assure you, an educated fool is more foolish than an uneducated one.

I want people to be sincere; a man of honor shouldn't speak a single word that doesn't come straight from his heart.

People spend most of their lives worrying about things that never happen.

I hate all men, the ones because they are mean and vicious, and the others for being complaisant with the vicious ones.

Great is the fortune of he who possesses a good bottle, a good book, and a good friend.

Folk whose own behavior is most ridiculous are always to the fore in slandering others.

A husband is a plaster that cures all the ills of girlhood.

It's three words "Alter your life" which mean change your life. It's not so easy, but it's not so hard everyone can do it.

Kindness is the master key which opens the gates of inner bliss.

What you learn is your personal treasure. No one can take it away from you.

The key is to maintain an evenness. Try to play one possession at a time, regardless of what happened on the last possession

Testosterone is a great equalizer, it turns all men into morons.

You're always in the storm's eye, so to speak, when you're with the Yankees.

I have good genes in my family, so we'll see just how long I'll be around.

The alphabet was one thing when applied to clay or stone, and quite another when set down on light papyrus.

Sometimes it's better to forgive and forget. And sometimes, on the other hand, it's better to leave the friendship.

Nature abhors a lot of things, including vacuums, ships called the Marie Celeste, and the chuck keys for electric drills.