Dear Forgiveness, you know that recentlywe have had our difficulties and there are many thingsI want to ask you.

If you love me, Henry, you don’t love me in a way I understand.

This is where the evening splits in half, Henry, love or death. Grab an end, pull hard, and make a wish.

Here is the repeated image of the lover destroyed.

I know history. There are many names in historybut none of them are ours.

Here is the cake, and here is the fork, and here's the desire to put it inside us, and then the question behind every question: What happens next?

We clutch our bellies and roll on the floor...When I say this, it should mean laughter, not poison.

There is an empty space next to you in the backseat of the station wagon. Make it the shape of everything you need. Now say hello.

Sometimes, we just have to have enough faith to practice patience and not let our impatience morph into doubt.

Talent alone can't give you a gold medal.There is practise, there is hard work and there is a will to succeed.

For me, I really love 'Tim and Eric' and 'Dr. Steve Brule' and a lot of the Adult Swim shows, so I like strange, weird, sometimes slightly upsetting humor.

I can't control how people are going to react. I try not to worry about what I can't control.

As it is natural to believe many things without proof, so, despite all proof, is it natural to disbelieve others.

Guns alone are not the answer. We must provide hope for young people for better housing, clothing, and food; and if we do, the radicals will wither away

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

When we are touched by something it's as if we're being brushed by an angel's wings.

Sir, there is no end of negative criticism.

When I look back I can tell that after I started having a family, I certainly wanted to make games that could be played with all the family members.