Confessions may be good for the soul but they are bad for the reputation.

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.

A philosopher is a man who can look at an empty glass with a smile.

A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it.

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.

Sometimes doing nothing is doing something.

Of two evils, choose the more interesting.

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.

We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled.

Respectability is the state of never being caught doing anything which gives you pleasure.

Handsome vampires are addictive

Novel writing is World Building & Word Weaving (Neil Postman's terms).

She looked not so much composed as drawn inward. She was one of those people who are irrevocably, incurably honest and therefore both inflexible and vulnerable at the same time.

I gave him everything from my lunches I hate, which is called Charity.

I am a product of two worlds and each world has given me a reason to love, be kind and grow strong.

Let's begin by taking a smallish nap or two.

Only a few find the way, some don't recognize it when they do, somedon't ever want to.

I'm sick of giving creeps money off my soul.

What we have not has made us what we are. / ... / What we are not drives us to consummation.

Remember the story of the Spanish prisoner. For many years he was confined in a dungeon... One day it occurred to him to push the door of his cell. It was open; and it had never been locked.