Computer : a million morons working at the speed of light.

Everything is going to be all right. Miracles happen every day.

Make everyday a positive dayMake it joyful and beautiful in everyway

I am an expression of the divine, just like a peach is, just like a fish is.

I accept the hard reality that I maybe might possibly be just the slightest tiniest littlest bit kinda sorta interested in him.

I was studying to be a legal secretary when I was called to audition for 'Ken.'

To any mental state there corresponds a physical condition.

The first draft of anything is sh*t.

In dinner talk it is perhaps allowable to fling any faggot rather than let the fire go out.

In politics, the truth is strictly optional and that also seems to be true in parts of the media.