Comics is a language. It's a language most people understand intuitively.

I just became one with my browser software.

Everybody that loves Nancy loves it in a slightly condescending way. Nancy is comics reduced to their most elemental level.

Looking back Little Lulu was an early feminist, but at the time I just thought she was a really feisty developed comic strip character.

All life is a blur of Republicans and meat.

Frivolity is a stern taskmaster.

Unfortunately what came out of it was also kind of an imitation community with a lot of mindless conformity.

I guess if you take yourself seriously as an artist there starts either the problem or the beauty of doing good artwork.

Everyone says how Calvin and Hobbes is about a real kid, to me there's nothing real about it; it's an adult using a kid's body as a mouthpiece.

Yes, but personally I was never a big acid head.

Their scrambled attention spans struck me as a metaphor for the way we get our doses of reality these days.

This instant which I cannot leave, which locks me in and limits me on every side, this instant I am made of will be no more than a confused dream.

Talent hits a target no one else can hit Genius hits a target no one else can see.

I am generally a very happy and easygoing person. I also believe it's always better to meet people with a smile rather than looking cold, especially when you first meet. It changes everything.

The compensation of a very early success is a conviction that life is a romantic matter. In the best sense one stays young.

I watched all the Saw movies. They were good. But I think Freddie Krueger or Jason might be the best.

Out of control judicial activism threatens traditional marriage in America.

This song ain't black or white and as far as I know it don't infringe on anyone's copyright.

Larger than life itself, and I can’t even believe this striking creature was once a little bit mine.

There's never a bad time to put earplugs in. They're the kind of thing you can reject as a bit lame, but somebody told me to do start wearing earplugs and it turned out to be great advice.

It is quite normal to be racist, but it is criminal to remain one.