Comedy, of course, lives for serious moments.

It’s why we close the eyes, too. The dead shouldn’t have to look on the lewd aliveness of the living.

Nothing is the whole story. The self’s curse – and the writer’s.

The lies you tell yourself. The necessary lies.

All vampires smoke. Smoking’s high on the list of Things You Take Up To Pass The Time.

It’s Big Brother with werewolves. Live coverage for a month, leading up to a group kill on full moon.

... vampire ruler Hin Kahur implemented howler aversion therapy.

Why do people who read Shakespeare still spend hours watching shitty TV or staring out of the window or arguing about whose dinner party to go to?

If you had a lot of money and you were miserable, you’d be miserable poor.

Men trust God by risking rejection. Women trust God by waiting.

It had filled my time - given me quiet, steadfast company with those characters, who did not exist and never would, but somehow made me feel less ... alone.

Hi ladies, Hi Girls..., If you don't add more knowledge to what you already know, you may be a virgin but may not raise your bar! Go, get extra oil!

It had been my repeated experience that when you said to life calmly and firmly (but very firmly!) "I trust you do what you must " life had an uncanny way of responding to your need.

I always just want to move along to the next step.

The meaning of life is that it is to be lived, and it is not to be traded and conceptualized and squeezed into a patter of systems.

Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley.

What a horrifying notion," he said. "A creature with the power to take over one's mind.

We will have no mercy for white people regarding the land, they cannot own our soil.

No matter how high or great the throne, What sits on it is the same as your own.