Clear skin, a manicure, a couple dead zombies, and then fame!

It hurt like hell, but at least it felt true. Her mind could settle into that pain.

I think everyone should have a problem with zombies on fire.

He's barely said anything and I already know this guy is gross, ' she told the girls. 'If the zombies come at us, we feed them him first.

Zombies weren't the true plague of the world, laziness was.

A push-up bra is to a woman’s chest … what 'breathing-in' is to a man’s stomach.

The President Donald Trump has great difficulty with the truth on many issues.

No president has ever been elected with unemployment over 8 percent.

Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit rock bottom?

There is a big logical jump between acknowledging the destructive nature of hyperinflation and arguing that the lower the rate of inflation, the better.

Sacrifice is a demonstration of pure love.

Slander is the biggest occupation of a man who produces nothing but lies!

To consult the statistician after an experiment is finished is often merely to ask him to conduct a post mortem examination. He can perhaps say what the experiment died of.

I don't want to shove the Bible down someone's throat with my music. That's not my goal.

Grandeur of character lies wholly in force of soul, that is, in the force of thought, moral principle, and love, and this may be found in the humblest condition of life