Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick.

Catch a throatful from the fire vocal Ashing and molten glass like Eyjafjallajökull.

There's four sides to every story... If these walls could talk, they'd probably still ignore me.

Scared of a bunch of water? Then get out the rain. Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain.

Raise your right palm: We do solemnly swear To stack more dough more calmly this year.

You could either ignore this advice, or take it from me: Be too nice, and people take you for a dummy.

Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck, And still keep your attitude on self-destruct.

Listenin to nothin, takin no suggestions, All destructive criticisms that can't improve on perfection.

Nowadays, the game is all bugged out, Phony, like back when Hammer tried to come thugged out.

Golly, he's just a pest and your worst best friend, Who mend and rip space-time fabric like polyester blend.

Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober. How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra?

Remember thee? Ay, thou poor ghost, while memory holds a seatin this distracted globe. Remember thee?

I love brooding in a bucolic valley about your endless compassion.

Life Is Just Understanding, people Just Running but why they Run? They don't know

All defensiveness stems from the need to be right and frustration over not being able to control others.

For evil to flourish, it only requires good men to do nothing.

Every time that I wanted to give up, if I saw an interesting textile, print what ever, suddenly I would see a collection.

Miley would never have been Hannah Montana.

The way out of the depression is to start spending and doing things.

Repentance must be something more than mere remorse for sins: it comprehends a change of nature befitting heaven.

Before I fight, I always pray that no one gets hurt.