Christopher Walken and Nathalie Baye played my parents so well that I really thought I was in my living room at Christmas. My mother couldn't have been played more correctly.

A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more peace and content in life than simply being a good husband and father.

If my forgeries looked as bad as the CBS documents, it would have been "Catch Me In Two Days."

I was always in the right place at the right time, always willing to take advantage of an opportunity.

Why do the Yankees always win? The other team can't stop looking at the pinstripes.

If you believe you have a foolproof system, you've failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools.

It's not what a man has but what a man is that's important.

The front of a cheque alone gives someone enough information to steal your identity.

What bothered me most was their lack of style. I learned early that class is universally admired. Almost any fault, sin or crime is considered more leniently if there's a touch of class involved.

Dear dad, you always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be afraid.

Remember what being an adult is: It has nothing to do with money or awards.

I liked learning but the challenge was that my mother's need to turn education into a competition was ruining the experience for me.

At our computer club, we talked about it being a revolution. Computers were going to belong to everyone, and give us power, and free us from the people who owned computers and all that stuff.

Whoever claims that economic competition represents 'survival of the fittest' in the sense of the law of the jungle, provides the clearest possible evidence of his lack of knowledge of economics.

Patriotism demands of us sustained sacrifice.

Blogging is to writing what extreme sports are to athletics: more free-form, more accident-prone, less formal, more alive. It is, in many ways, writing out loud.

The wide multitude wanted to seem contrarian. It meant that this type of nonconformism had to be mass-produced.

Amy Winehouse and Paul Weller are examples of poets, I think.

It turned out that, like Satan, cancer had many names.

Any lie should be as close to the truth as possible.

A deadness occurs in relationships when people are no longer willing to tell each other how they really feel.