Cat: Where are you going?Alice: Which way should I go?Cat: That depends on where you are going.Alice: I don’t know.Cat: Then it doesn’t matter which way you go.

Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.

It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

I don't think..." then you shouldn't talk, said the Hatter.

It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

Begin at the beginning, " the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.

have i gone mad?im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are.

Take some more tea, " the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly."I've had nothing yet, " Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more." than nothing." opinion, " said Alice.

what is the use of a book, ' thought Alice, 'without pictures or conversations?'"- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland, Ch. 1

If there is no meaning in it, " said the King, "that saves a world of trouble, you know, as we needn't try to find any. And yet I don't know.

All sciences are vain and full of errors that are not born of Experience, the mother of all Knowledge.

What do you call a slap that's waiting an inch away from your cheek refusing to back away? A caress

I don't like that guy. He calls the cops for everything.

Freedom is the recognition of necessity.

I've always been interested in an idea of boundless love - an impersonal, big love.

Fortune tellers live in the future. So do people who want to put things off. So do fundamentalists.

Only man is not content to leave things as they are but must always be changing them, and when he has done so, is seldom satisfied with the result.

I say what's on my mind. I go after what I want.

The lure of quantity is the most dangerous of all.

As a player, it says everything about you if you made the Hall of Fame. But, then again, boy... there's something about winning a Super Bowl.