But I wouldn't call myself sadistic.

I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don't ever want to be one. I am a Scotsman! I was a Scotsman and I will always be one.

I don't understand if you get caught in a fight, but take it out on a room, how that implies some psychiatric disorder.

Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith. For without fear of the devil there is no need for God.

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.

The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.

If you have to resort to violence, you've already lost.

If you fear nothing, you love nothing. If you love nothing, what joy can there be in life?

I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.

If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.

Sometimes a clearly defined error is the only way to discover the truth

Vengeance against predators is meals on wheels.

Make a list of goals for every year, tick them off & reward yourself when you achieve each one. Will give much discipline in your life.

If you are gonna wear it, you need to own it.

At least 50 times. I've jumped off a building, jumped off a cliff in a car. I've been in bedrooms when women came in with knives and guns.

Tennessee Williams recognized that great theater begins with great talkers, and that great talkers obey two rules: they never sound like anyone else and they never say anything directly.

Working with somebody who has a more interesting life than I do - and getting to take on that life temporarily - is an endlessly interesting way to have the experience of writing memoir.

There might be a fact of the greatest significance reported by Thucydides which will only be recognized as such a hundred years from now.

A simple lifestyle is good for us, helping us to better share with those in need.

He's nuts" Bianca said "We need to jump off this cliff" i said "Oh nice idea!! Your nuts too