Bring it, Darth Bathrobe!

What is the point of having free will if one cannot occasionally spit in the eye of destiny?

Everyone is down on pain, because they forget something important about it: Pain is for the living. Only the dead don't feel it.

People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story.

Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.

See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.

Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. It always has been.

But the only way never to do the wrong thing is never to do anything.

Don't call me a dinosaur. It isn't fair to the dinosaurs. What did a dinosaur ever do to you?

Age is always advancing and I'm fairly sure it's up to no good.

Hey, Meg, " she said without preamble. I need you to write a letter of recommendation for me. I'm applying for grad sc

How we handle adversity determines the chances if we either fall or rise.

We are perishing for want of wonder, not for want of wonders.

Worship is the specific act of ascribing to God the glory, majesty, honor, and worthiness which are His.

I have spent more than half a lifetime trying to express the tragic moment.

I used to be a retailer, and I find it discouraging when somebody comes in and they pick something up and they say, 'Now if you'll sell it to me without the sales tax, I'll buy it.

When I'm writing something, if it gets too serious, I just can't bear it, so I take a step back and take the overall scene in and vent the air a little bit.

All men are created unequal.

The first thing I do in the morning is to make my bed and while I am making up my bed I am making up my mind as to what kind of a day I am going to have.

I'm learning as much martial arts as I possibly can. My show is packed with action. Enough to get a rise.