Breakfast is a big deal. I love it.

Sleep is the real beauty secret, but I don't get enough of that.

I don't really want to control anyone, to be honest.

When you start thinking you're a big shot, you wash more feet.

Tom Ridge announced a new color-coded alarm system. ... Green means everything's okay. Red means we're in extreme danger. And champagne-fuschia means we're being attacked by Martha Stewart.

I love comedy. It's where my heart is.

It has been my observation and experience, and that of my family, that nothing human works out well.

There are no big things, only a logical accumulation of little things done at a very high standard of performance.

God is pure, and the same to all.

They tried to get me-I got them first! (suicide note)

Most women don't play like guys do: they don't wrestle, fight, get into brawls. They don't know how to express themselves in a physical, active way.