Boot the grime of this world in the crotch dear.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.

Stop talking about it and just WRITE!

We’re not the greatest thing in the universe, certainly not the smartest. Seems logical there’d be a great many things in it we can’t comprehend.

I want to thank all my fans, teammates, coaches and supporters for the strength they've given me to overcome so much.

I will be putting out a fragrance - I'm following in the great steps of Puff Daddy.

To have a quiet mind is to possess one's mind wholly; to have a calm spirit is to possess one's self.

We find rhetorical situations everywhere in life, and only our imaginations can get us out of them.

To be prejudiced is always to be weak; yet there are prejudices so near to laudable that they have been often praised and are always pardoned.

I am a season ticket holder to Dodger games. I go to every Dodger game I can go to. Every single one.

Happiness is like the first blissful intoxication of morphine.It doesn't last very long.