Bloodletting on my premises that I ain't approved I take as a f***ing affront. It puts me off my feed.

You can't slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve.

The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back.

Pain or damage don't end the world.

Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.

The obvious merits utterance. Character is f**king pertinent.

Don't I yearn for the days when a draw across the throat made f**king resolution.

Change ain't looking for friends. Change calls the tune we all dance to.

Yeah, the cut throats and the pigs. But who wants all that blood spilled, judge, huh? Isn't there a simpler way of not pissing off the big vipers?

I wouldn't trust a man who wouldn't try to steal a little.

The question is: until reinforced, can we learn the ways of church mice.

The only thing worse than having a party that no one attends is having a party attended only by two vastly, deeply uninteresting people.

When you reach out to those you need to forgive, it is you that will be touched and healed.

Think of your forefathers! Think of your posterity!

I preume there are far too many abortions performed in this country. And I also believe that at the end of the day, as much as I might disapprove, none of them are really any of my business.

An actor should be ready to play any role within reason. For example, I think the most ridiculous thing for me to do would be to try and play Shakespeare.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of bandages and adhesive tape.

At banquets surfeit not, but fill; partake, and retire; and eat not again till you crave.

Why, I make more money than-than-than Calvin Coolidge, put together!

I make a list of what I have in common, and what I don't have in common, with someone I'm playing

Anybody whos been to Ecuador wants to go back because its beautiful out there.