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Baptists are only funny underwater.


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Talent is the gift plus the passion - a desire to succeed so intense that no force on earth can stop it.



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Once you start compromising your thoughts, you're a candidate for mediocrity.



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Never underestimate the stimulation of eccentricity.



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It's always painful when you're writing memoirs because you've got to go through the dark places, but it gives you a chance to find out the person you really are, not the person you thought you were.



Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.

Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.



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I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.



Writing is an escape from a world that crowds me. I like being alone in a room. It's almost a form of meditation- an investigation of my own life.

Writing is an escape from a world that crowds me. I like being alone in a room. It's almost a form of meditation- an investigation of my own life.



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I was constantly being dragged out of movies for laughing too loud.





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