At a certain level of learning and understanding, right or wrong ain't the issue, but different interest.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

Pious people spoke to God, and crazy people imagined that God spoke back.

Every fact is a myth until proven to be otherwise.

You’re going to need more than an average kissing game to get with me, Cross.”“Nothin’ average about that kiss.”She sighed. “Don’t beg. It’s so unTexan.

If I spray it on the seat, lady gonna tie a big knot in the meat.

If you avoid conflict to keep the peace, you start a war inside yourself.

The busier we are, the more acutely we feel that we live, the more conscious we are of life.

I know what I want to get down and I haven't got much time to do it in.

Throw back the shoulders, let the heart sing, let the eyes flash, let the mind be lifted up, look upward and say to yourself ... nothing is impossible!

Immortals are, by definition, immortal. End of story.

Why put off kicking somebody's *ss next week when I can do it right now.