As sure as water's wet and days are long and a friend will always disappoint you in the end.

He had kissed her good night that night, and she had tasted like strawberry daiquiris, and he had never wanted to kiss anyone else again.

Media. I think I have heard of her. Isn't she the one who killed her children?

Call no man happy, said Shadow, until he is dead

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies.

I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating.

I could be blindfolded and dropped into the deepest ocean and I would know where to find you. I could be buried a hundred miles underground and I would know where you are.

I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it.

All your questions can be answered, if that is what you want. But once you learn your answers, you can never unlearn them.

Chicago happened slowly, like a migraine. First they were driving through countryside, then, imperceptibly, the occasional town became a low suburban sprawl, and the sprawl became the city.

It's harder to pick and choose when you're dead. It's like a photograph, you know. It doesn't matter as much.

It took a special kind of madness to try to be a pirate and a good man at the same time.

Emotional blackmails and psychological threats are the feces of a rotten soul.

In our society leaving baby with Daddy is just one step above leaving the kids to be raised by wolves or apes.

Magick is the art of causing changes in consciousness to occur in accordance with the will.

Jesus did not have a value for prayer for prayer's sake. He had a value for the intimate communion between God and man.

She felt that she would have to be much more than just a doctor or an engineer. She would have to be a saint.

Forever is not an idea or a concept, it is reality. All of the things here come from forever. We call forever nirvana in Zen.

Schedule? I have no schedule. There is no hurry. I work when I want to.

Isaac out of surgery. It went well. He's officially NEC. NEC meant "no evidence of cancer." A second text came a few seconds later. I mean, he's blind. So that's unfortunate.

Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them