As part of the process by which you hire me, you hire me. You just don't hire an hour of me to do a performance.

Fox News is hated because they're elitists, and the worst winners television's ever seen.

I guess the painkillers wipe out your memory along with your ethics.

It's not about 'NBC is evil.' It's about that media structure - CBS, ABC, CNN, even some of the smaller operations are now multinationals, with these extraordinarily diverse holdings.

One side sticks to the facts, and the other side is close to playing with its poop.

A bully is fighting out of a need to dominate. And is usually unwilling to take the consequences.

Reagan's dead, and he was a lousy President.

The man who sees absolutes, where all other men see nuances and shades of meaning, is either a prophet, or a quack.

I just think if you're 44 years old and you're not smarter than you were when you were 35 years old or 25 years old, just stay in your room.

It's very tough to get yourself around the idea that there could be a mechanism being used or abused to restrict and alter the society in which we live.

You know the Art Rule: Do something that entertains/interests YOU, if you're lucky it'll do the same for others.

Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man?

If you've ever been homesick, or felt exiled from all the things and people that once defined you, you'll know how important welcoming words and friendly smiles can be.

... be radical about grace and relentless about truth and resolute about holiness...

He’s a pagan! I’m an artist! We’re naturally sympathetic!

In my experience, people who don't stick around during the hard times weren't worth having around anyway.

Things will happen. But you have to believe that nothing is impossible.

There is no business like show business. There is also no business like certified public accounting, but that doesn't rhyme as well.

Everything I do I get criticized, but I don't care because that's the stuff I believe in and put my heart in to.

Like Americans, people outside America want fun, want an emotional compensation for the utilitarianism and calculation that mark the rest of their lives.

We don't have to be smarter than the rest. We have to be more disciplined than the rest.