As it takes two to make a quarrel, so it takes two to make a disease, the microbe and its host.

Flowers, trees, and leaves are all gorgeous expressions of nature’s innate joy. Notice the bounty surrounding you.

He had the red serviette tucked into his t-shirt at the neck which made me laugh. He hadn’t done this since our third date when I had told him off for his bad manners.

The music that I make isn't really like any of the music that I listen to. I think I listen to cool music, but I know that I don't make cool music - so it's kind of funny!

Pleasure is the beginning and the end of living happily.

If you look at my Twitter feed it is 99% links, but 1% is me responding and 1% of a big number is a big number.

I love you Max,"Fang said..."God, Max I love you so much." I know. I thought. I've always known

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ.

The leaves of the trees are like the thoughts of the men: Some are bright, some dark; some fresh, some rotten; some healthy, some diseased.

Profanity is the effort of a feeble brain to express itself forcibly.

Just one more word. If I ever run into any of you bums on the street corner, just let's pretend we never met before.