As important in a trusting relationship as the truths you share are the lies you never have to tell.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Start each day with thoughts of gratitude and you will attract the power of love.

Don't let go of the vine.

I'm a student of world religion, so to me, it's hugely important to have knowledge and to understand what people are doing.

But Peter had seen too much, knew too well that men-kind didn't need an excuse to be cruel and murder one another.

I feel like the Internet has really freed everything up to an extent, hasn't it? That radio maybe doesn't have quite the power that it had before.

I want to beat the best out there and whoever is considered the top fighters of my era.

I've never made money from films.

Atheism is a disease of the soul before it becomes an error of understanding.

If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave.

Purpose! Purposes are for animals with a hell of a lot more dignity than the human race! Just hop on that strange torpedo and ride it to wherever it's going.