Are you insinuatin' that my daughter is a liar?" "Oh, no, not at all. I'm saying your daughter is a liar. Surely you can appreciate the difference.

I have been bent and broken, but - I hope - into a better shape.

Mortals. I envy you. You think you can change things. Stop the universe. Undo what was done long before you came along. You are such beautiful creatures.

The right thing and the easy thing are never the same.

Knowing you don't have much time left changes things. You get kind of philosophical. And you figure things out-more like, they figure themselves out-and everything gets real clear.

There are no coincidences.

Because saving the people you love isn't stupid. It isn't even a choice

Who can judge the judge?

I'll love you until the day after forever.

It almost felt like she was sucking it all out of me, like she sucked on that sticky red lollipop, the one she kept licking as she drove.

the whole way down, I was only thinking one thing . . . L E N A

Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10, we're talking...a minus 6. And it's not like I even have very high standards.

I celebrate life with a different color each day.That way, each day is different.

No human race is superior

I wish that television would stop selling our hatred of ourselves, and start seducing us with our love of ourselves.

It is not the constitutional prerogative of the Government to determine needs.

Manhood and sagacity ripen of themselves; it suffices not to repress or distort them.

When entrepreneurs are free to compete, they grow the pie so that everyone's share gets larger.

Collective states are constitutionally incapable of reliably producing anything but corpses.

In "Superbad," I carry a gun, but I didn't get to shoot it that much.