Architects are the new comedians.

Conformity is the only real fashion crime

Dressing down is a crime against humanity.

The message of a leopard-print jumpsuit is clear: 'I am a huntress who delights in eating the offal of her prey.'

Conformity is the only real fashion crime. To not dress like yourself and to sublimate your spirit to some kind of group identity is succumbing to fashion fascism.

The important thing is not to be masochistic. Women are so hard on themselves. Don't do that. No one is keeping score.

The charming shall inherit the Earth.

Knowing who you really are and dressing the part -- with an air of amused recklessness -- is life affirming for you and life enhancing for other people.

Why be formal when you can be fabulously feral? Why be conventional when you can be happy?

If there is such a person on the planet, then he or she-this self-appointed arbiter of “appropriateness”-deserves to be confronted with as many “inappropriate” transgressions as possible.

All over America, people are making kamikaze choices about what to wear. They are misrepresenting the goods. They are letting their clothes write checks that their personalities cannot cash.

You know this isn't right. You know you aren't supposed to be with him. If you do this with him...if you continue to fall in love with him...I will die.

A critic is a legless man who teaches running.

All that I am or hope to be I owe to my angel mother.

Never speak of a man in his own presence. It is always indelicate and may be offensive .

I don't care where I sit, as long as I get fed.

I hear the ruin of all space, shattered glass and toppled masonry, and time one livid final flame.

If you're doing what you love, then that's what matters. I am happy, and I am happy where I am. If things go downhill, then I move on to the next, and that's what makes me happy.

The better you feel about money, the more money you magnetize to yourself.

I'm never quite sure how the poem is going to resolve itself and that I'm always in some way surprised. I make a discovery in a poem as I write it.

If you're going to solve a weight-loss problem - or smoking problem for that matter - you must address both the psychological and physiological.