Anybody that you put on TV five hours a week is at some point is going to say something stupid.

I don't care if you want to hunt, I don't care if you think it's your right. I say, sorry, you are not allowed to own a gun, and if you do own a gun I think you should go to prison.

Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America...

I just want to say something. 655,000 Iraqi civilians are dead. Who are the terrorists?

The Second Amendment is not really a right.

I act irrationally, I defy the odds, I engage when others would run. I look for trouble, I seek chaos, it is a burden.

Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers.

I think there should be a law - and I know this is extreme - that no one can have a gun in the U.S. If you have a gun, you go to jail. Only the police should have guns.

I'd love to be a dead body in the emergency room and have George Clooney go, 'This one's gone!' while he puts a sheet on me.

I've been on every diet in the world. I've been on Slim-Fast. For breakfast you have a shake. For lunch, you have a shake. For dinner, you kill anyone with food on their plate.

I'm not going to let my life revolve around losing weight. I have other things to do.

A written constitution guides and directs the application of law in a way utterly unlike oral guidance. It reminds us that the certainty and consistency of legal application is essential.

Savage, despicable evil. That's what we were fighting in Iraq.

Hacking is very interesting. Once they hack, if you don't catch them in the act, you're not going to catch them.

Why do people deserve a penny when they update their Facebook status? Because they'll spend some of it on you.

Soon you will have forgotten the world, and soon the world will have forgotten you.

The history of mankind is the history of money losing value.

I'm living out a childhood fantasy. Our house is in a historic district of a small town that I used to read about in storybooks

What would be the use of immortality to a person who cannot use well a half an hour?

The Lord was pleased to strengthen us, and remove all fear from us, and disposed our hearts to be as useful as possible.

But Mary Elizabeth felt different. She kept saying it was an "articulate" film. So "articulate." And I guess it was. The thing is, I didn't know what it said even if it said it very well.