An overcrowded world is the ideal place in which to be lonely.

You (must) do plenty of ‘pratikraman’. Do the ‘pratikraman’ for an hour every day of everyone who is living around you, whomever you have harassed.

Embrace life in totality.

When someone talks about their problems, it doesn't just mean they're complaining, it means they trust you enough to tell you.

I'll ruin everything you are, I'll give you television.

After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6 degrees of marriage.

I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.

My dad read the Bible ten times, and I want to do it in my lifetime. But it's definitely tough getting through.

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.

There is something more severe than the problem with Thomas Friedman, which can be generalized to represent someone causing action while being completely unaccountable for his words.

Consolation for those moments when you can't tell whether you're the divinest genius or the greatest fool in the world.