All the great pleasures in life are silent.

In order to act, you must be somewhat insane .A reasonably sensible man is satisfied with thinking.

What can a mere French minister do when associated with Lloyd George, who thinks he is Napoleon, and Woodrow Wilson, who thinks he is Jesus Christ?

If you don't vote Socialist/Communist before you are twenty, you have no heart - if you do vote Socialist/Communist after you are twenty, you have no head.

All that I know I learned after I was thirty.

Americans have no capacity for abstract thought, and make bad coffee.

There are only two perfectly useless things in this world. One is an appendix and the other is Poincaré.

Liberty is the right to discipline ourselves in order not to be disciplined by others

My home policy: I wage war; my foreign policy: I wage war. All the time I wage war.

I don't know whether war is an interlude during peace, or peace is an interlude during war.

The best time of love, is when one goes up the stairs.

I loved you long before you loved me. It's the only thing I have you beat at, and I'll bring it up every chance I get.

I'm a wanderer. But i don't wander to explore the outer physical world, I do it to explore the universe inside me.

A good title is the title of a successful book.

I did Internet dating for a while, and that is rife with horrible dating stories.

Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.

The harder you fight to hold on to specific assumptions, the more likely there's gold in letting go of them.

Once again the powers of light and good have triumphed over the media!

Outside is the joy of the drop. Inside is the joy of the ocean.

Mausoleum air and anguished pauses: If this production were a poem, it would be mostly white space.

The bourgeoisie incites the workers of one nation against those of another in the endeavour to keep them disunited.